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What REALLY happens at a porn shoot?

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What REALLY happens at a porn shoot? A behind-the-scenes glimpse into the filming of an X-rated movie (and it’s definitely not as sexy as you might think)

‘We’re going to need the p***y light. Can someone go and grab the p***y light?’

Justin Santos, the owner of Joybear Pictures turns to me. ‘I don’t like calling it that really but… it’s an industry term. We use it for close ups. It’s very bright.’

A shorthaired, bespectacled runner – the spit of Milhouse from The Simpsons, without the blue hair – dashes out of the room.

‘P***y light anyone! We’re looking for the p***y light?’
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I nod and smile. This is a wind up, surely? There’s no such a thing as a p***y light; they’re just pulling my leg. It’s like stripy paint or a glass hammer.

The ‘on-set visitor’ is getting the mickey taken out of him.

The lighting guy’s walkie-talkie crackles into life. ‘P***y light is en route. Repeat. P***y light is en route. Over.’

‘Received. Over.’ He re-attaches the walkie-talkie to his belt. ‘P***y light is go.’
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Moments later the runner returns with a huge industrial-looking torch. They rig it up and a blinding light engulfs the room. We’re talking nuclear explosion bright.

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