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Either way here are the ideal drunken pets; most of these animals are high, for some reason or the other, the docs, accidental ingestion or inhalation, or mean owners. The rest, I guess, are kinda like this dude with auto-brewery syndrome.
No one does `Party on the beach’, like these totally wasted penguins.
This one is a story about a shark, and I don’t know what got into him.
Must be something about the boats.
Check out the pug, way too excited to give chase.
Remember that time, when you smoked up after a real long time, and you forgot to eat the whole day, coz today was the last day of the sem finals, and you finally broke the two week abstinence, only to be crazy hungry, and there’s nothing to eat, and you forgot to store enough, and like, omg, I am going to rob a store if they’re closed.
But you’re too high to even put the stuff in your mouth, coz you lit one up on the way to the store?
He’s having a real mellow trip
I don’t know about him.
But he’s having a real bad one, with a bout of major paranoia.
And this probably the funniest paranoia of all time.
Old one, hung over bunny
And the new one, hung over hamster.
Hung over hungry cat
This kid can’t keep it, not even for one game.
Well, it’s the thought that counts.
In case you missed it, he was out for the ball.
I mean, I know we’re straight, and all, but I love you so much, man.
I love you too, bro. Now, I need to talk to my girl.
Here is one of the fabled actual high ones.
Can’t hold on, falling off the earth!!
Wait, the bed will save me.
Wait bro, me too, me too; falling off is so fun!
Must, get home, must flag……wait, it’s right there, get there, get up…..
Remember the time you fell asleep on your food.
Or into your drink.
dog with socks
Drunk drivers, they’re the absolute worst.
See my point?
Dude, there needs to be some sort of policy about this .
There’s always that one dude or chic in the gang who can’t keep his/her s*** together.
I’ma’ dance the night away!
Dude it’s all spinning, it’s so trippy.
Dude, the sunlight, it’s so beautiful, it’s like poetry, man, it’s so beautiful, it’s like a piece of the universe, it’s like so, so….
You gotta keep me company, I need to survive this.
I’ll try my best.